Auditions next weekend are three in number. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

On Wednesday, Fiddler on the Roof.
On Thursday, West Side Story.
On Friday, Les Miserables.